Hef: Nanci Roberts and her fiancé Bob Cowsill. Having a good time at the party?
Nanci: Hef, it's Nanci Cowsill and HUSBAND having a good time at the party.
Hef: Well, congratulations. We lose a girl but we gain a rock group.
Bob: That's one way to put it.
Nanci: Hef, I'd also like to introduce you to my mother-in-law. Barbara, this is Hef.
Hef: Your mother-in-law?
Nanci: As a matter of fact, I also brought the rest of my in-laws and they are all setting up in the rec room.
Hef: The whole family is here.
Hef: Well this is turning into quite an occasion. Charlie, milkshake for everybody.
Nanci: OK Hef, you've met my mother-in-law Barbara.
Hef: Uh huh
Nanci: This is Barry. This is Paul. This is John. You've met Bob, and this is my little sister Susan.
Hef: Little Susie. Well Susie, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Susan: Would you believe Miss February?
Bob: Ahh noo Not this year man
Hef: Maybe it's time to sing.
Song: Where Is Love (Barbara and Susan)
Song: II x II (Barry)
Hef: Well I'm sorry you have to leave. Remember we're going to be here next week, same time and you're invited. Till then, goodbye.
Song: Poor Baby (Bob)