Note: Some dialogue is hard to hear as they are talking over songs being played,talking over each other, and microphone issues.
Matt: The chronology is beyond belief and the things you kids – well you’re not a kid anymore – I’m looking over here going ‘Looks like a kid to me’
Bob: Survivor
Matt: He’s a survivor. Anyway, at 4:00 you are in for a real treat, because I am a fan of this man and The Cowsills. It’s a bittersweet story. It is a bittersweet story and a story that I have watched now 4 or 5 times
Joe : I haven’t seen it.
Matt: Well it hasn’t been on Showtime yet but I got a preview thanks to Howard Lapedis and ______
Howard: My pleasure.
Actual show start – Outlaw Radio
Matt: Louise will probably get a kick out of that. That was an impression of Rick (Rick Dees), even though Rick _____ every so often. And Rick is “Magic Matt, I do these things for you and then you do an impression of me. Why can’t you just play the real me?” Because the real you is to obnoxious.
Joe: Poor Rick
Matt: The great Rick Dees. I love living in Tuluca Lake ___________________ just drives me crazy. It’s Outlaw Radio and without warning, there’s the transition.
Joe: I like it. Makes it easy to hit a post.
Matt: Yeah, there is that thing. Is that mic working?
Bob: I don’t think so.
Matt: Oh God It’s the place
Joe: I think it is. Just hit it.
Bob: Do I hit it?
Joe: It’s on. He’s got it.
Bob: Am I on?
Matt: He goes “Is this a hit buddy?” Is this the one you hit?
Bob: Yes Hello
Matt: Yes she’s on now.
Bob: Can I be heard in Outlaw Land?
Joe: Did I tell you how many times? Eight
Matt: He was like “Is this a hit?” Joe could be fired this way.
Bob: I used to make amplifiers work by hitting them.
Matt: Oh yeah, cords and stuff.
Bob: Oh I went off again. This is going to be an hour of this.
Matt: Bob, you’re on. You’re good.
Bob: I’m sorry
Matt: You’re gonna love ……..
Joe: Don’t even look at it.
Bob: It’s not even there.
Matt: What now, here you are.
Bob: No, in my mind
Joe: No, I told him not to look at it.
Bob: Look normal and just kinda, you know
(several talking at once, can’t understand)
Matt: The great Bob Cowsill and will bring him on properly …
Bob: Thank you
Matt: … if you don’t mind.
Bob: I don’t.
Matt: Lori, I miss you!
Bob: Matt
Matt: Yes sir
Bob: I didn’t know who it was.
Matt: I passed out
Kip: Scream at yourself, like you do Lori.
Bob: I’m glad she’s not here.
Matt: “D*** it Matt, you A-hole. You have no idea what you’re doing.
Song: Hair
Matt: Might have been a bigger hit though. Amazing
Bob: I like that
Matt: Who’s this?
Kip: I know the song. I know the band. I spent a lot of time on the roads.
Matt: Louise Palanker, have you ever met Kip Odotta?
Louise: Kip Odotta, you’re famous!
Matt: Oh he’s not on. She’s not on. I said HE because it look a little like David Spade. Sorry Louise, hold on a second.
Louise: I don’t want to be a boy.
Bob: Is the audience still listening?
???: Yes they are.
Bob: What is happening is that Matt has just left his booth. Now he’s the producer. He’s in the producers booth making some adjustments.
Matt: I’m back being a host.
Bob: And now Matt the host. He’s the multi hatted Matt.
Louise: That’s Kip Adotta and he’s quite famous.
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