Top 10 Ways Iran Will Spend $567 Million
November 13, 1989 Tallahassee Democrat Tallahassee, Florida
10. Upgrade hijackrs to first class
9. Have the Reagans visit 283 times
8. Set up research lab to develop untippable coffin
7. Kegger!
6. Commission movie biography of Salman Rushdie starring guy who played Horshack.
5. Pay for Tourism campaign: "Iran - sort of like Amish country."
4. Lure the Cowsills out of retirement.
3. New York City taxi licenses for everybody
2. Next pizza, extra cheese
1. Take the Mrs to Atlantic City
- David Letterman on "Late Night"
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