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Sports broadcasts continually choose stupidity over logic
August 31, 2023
New York Post
New York, New York

Say, what's on TV?

From the producers of the stupid questions quiz show "Where Did You Last Leave It?" welcome to "Fat Chance," the sports game show that punishes common sense and rewards ignorance!

Our contestants, selected from an audience of imbeciles, appear ready to go, so, as Michael Kay says, "Let's do it."

Saturday on NBC, as Notre Dame was about to take a 28-0 halftime lead against Navy, viewers were encouraged to stick around for the halftime show during which "Maria, Joshua, Matt and Michael recap the first half."

That led to two instant questions:

1) Who are Maria, Joshua, Matt and Michael and why should we know them by their first names? Are they Apostles? Members of The Cowsills? It's not as if they're household names, like Glade.

2) What is there to recap from a mismatch? Navy's sole first down?

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