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Talk Back with Doug Spade and Mike Clement is heard every Saturday morning from 9 am to noon Eastern Time on WABJ, 1490 AM, Adrian.
Popular wisdom says the coronavirus pandemic's roots were in China. Popular wisdom's for the birds. As dedicated truth-seekers, we've spent many a sleepless night studying and researching the real story behind the outbreak - - - consulting the world's foremost scientists, philosophers, and theologians - - - none of whom had clue one. In desperation we turned to our kindly and benevolent Uncle Google. And within seconds, we had our answer.
Years ago, a follicly-challenged Rhode Island family was gathered around the kitchen table, polishing a tarnished lamp they'd run across while dumpster diving, when - - - poof - - - a genie appeared. Realizing this was their long-awaited ticket out of Chromedomeville, the siblings sang, "Give us heads with hair. Long beautiful hair." Well, even generous genies can experience a sorcerer's apprentice moment. And so it was that granting The Cowsills' wish 52 years ago became the gift that's kept on giving.
Ensuring humanity will forever resemble chia pets on steroids.
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