I didn't have the gumption to see it through, so I gave up on the project.
My wife and I have been doing our best to maintain social distancing during this coronavirus situation. This meant forgoing haircuts, which gave me the perfect excuse to accomplish one of my life goals, namely, to have really long hair.
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Comments like, "Did your mom use a bowl when she cut your hair?" and "Aren't you too young to have a bald spot?" cut to the quick. I decided to avoid further embarrassment by simply letting my hair grow. Additional inspiration was provided by popular culture, including the song "Hair" by the Cowsills, which contained the lyrics, "Oh say can you see my eyes if you can then my hair's too short!"
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