Maybe Reagan Ought to Make a Speech There
November 10, 1989
Atlanta Journal and Constitution
Atlanta, California
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Top 10 Ways the Iranians Will Spend the $567 Million the U.S. Will B. Unfreezing: (from “Lake Night With David Letterman”):
10. Upgrade hijackers to first class.
9. Have the Reagans visit 238 times.
8. Set up research lab to develop untippable coffin.
7. Kegger!
6. Commission movie biography of Salman Rushdie starring guy who played Horshack.
5. Pay for tourism campaign: “Iran – Sort of Like Amish County.”
4. Lure the Cowsills out of retirement.
3. New York City taxi licenses for everybody!
2. Next pizza . . . extra cheese!
1. Take the Mrs. to Atlantic City.
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