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It took only a few minutes to transform the clean-cut Cowsills into total hippies! They had a ball with their new image but were just as happy to be back in straight threads. While they were making like hippies they couldn't resist telling us their fave hippie jokes.
Hear about the hippie who went to Egypt and visited the pyraminds?
When he saw a mummy, he exclaimed, "Dig that crazy band aid!"
A hippie was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. An officer pulled him over and asked, "Buddy, didn't you see the arrows back there?" "Arrows?" the hippie answered. "I didn't even see the Indians!"
A hippie was leaning against a building when a man walked up and asked, "Pardon me, can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?" The hippie replied, "Practice, baby, practice!"
Hear about the hippie who walked into a grocery store with a banana skin and said, "Baby, I want a refill?"
Two hippies in a museum spotted a statue of Julius Caesar.
1st Hippie: This guy's been gone for 2,000 years.
2nd Hippie: Groovy! Those Romans really know how to live.
This hippie was practicing on his sitar in the wee hours of the morning when
the landloard knocked at his door.
"Sir, do you know there's a little old lady sick upstairs?" he asked.
"No, baby," answered the hippie, "Hum a little of it."
Hear about the two hippied who hired a woman to come in every week and dirty up?
What weighs 1,000 lbs. and carries a flower? A hippie potamus.
What does a hippie lock his home with? A pad lock, natch.
Two hippies were walking down the street when a space ship landed in front of them. Out stepped a Martian dressed in pink oval shoes, a chartreuse chemise and phosphorescent ear muffs. He turned to the two hippies.
"Take me to your leader," he demanded.
"Let's forget that jazz," said one of the hippies. "just take us to your tailor."
Everybody's hip these days - there's even a cool cannibal who eats his three squares a day.
A couple of hippies were finishing a meal when one of them said to the waitress, "I really dig that apple pie. Give me a piece."
"Sorry," she said, "but the apple pie is gone."
"Crazy," answered the hippie, "I'll take two pieces!"
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